I believe that everyone has a right to pick their battles without judgment. I often have people criticize me for making animals and their welfare a top priority in my life. Their argument is that there are a lot of human causes which I could dedicate the time I am "wasting" trying to help animals. My response is that there are more people helping people than there are people helping animals to begin with. I also believe that humans are not the only creatures worth saving. Rather than putting down each other's passions and agendas we should be supportive of anyone who actually gets off of their butt and does something.
If everyone picked just one cause they are truly passionate about, whatever that may be, and worked hard at making a difference on that singular issue then we would all live in a better world. Unfortunately people often think that only their cause is a worthy one and everyone else is a nut case. Human helpers think that animal helpers are nuts. Animal helpers think that tree huggers are nuts and so on. The truth is that ALL of these and many other causes are worthy of our attention.
Having said all that, sometimes people pick a cause that is not only unworthy of our attention but is just stone cold nuts. Case and point... here I am reading up on what is happening in the world and all I see is suffering. Almost 4 million Somali people are facing death due to starvation right now. THAT is something we all need to address immediately and do what we can to save lives. Riots in the UK are way out of hand and a solution needs to be found ASAP before even more people get hurt. We are obviously still in a war and that is a huge concern for everyone. Other issues are AIDS, cancer, gang violence and so on.
As I am reading all of this I come across another HUGE issue that demands our IMMEDIATE attention! A cause so dire that all of the before mentioned issues seem to disappear in comparison... an issue so serious, so important, so urgent that I implore every man woman and child to rally behind the incredibly wise group that has decided to make this cause their goal and top priority in life. Thank God the gay community has identified and decided to battle an evil which has plagued our world long enough. The darkness caused by this evil might finally end because of the few brave souls who decided to stand up to the night and spit in its eye.
These selfless and brave heroes demand the following: Change.org demands that Bert and Ernie (Yes the Sesame Street puppets) will hold a same sex marriage in a "tasteful way". Yes, you have read this right. These people are dedicating their life force and resources to homogenitalize muppets!!! Are you fucking kidding me??? Is this what happens to the brain once you have been dick slapped a few times too many? These people don't want to feed the hungry, heal the sick, protect the weak or anything like that. They don't want to help people, animals, trees or the planet. They don't even want to stop gay bashing or help their brothers and sisters in gayness in their quest to get 50 percent off of Vaseline at all major retailers. Oh no! Who cares about that?! None of these things matter until we make things right in this long standing battle of good versus evil. We must (!!!) get Bert to sodomize Ernie (in a tasteful way of course) and the world will be better for it!
I believe that THIS kind of thinking is what often bothers the average person about the "gay" agenda. I don't think the average person cares where anyone puts their twigs and berries. I sure as hell don't. I don't think the average person has a problem with a man or a woman loving someone of the same sex, because that is really nobody's business anyway. However, I do think that the average person gets annoyed with that small group of gay banditos who would like to turn everything, including a children's TV show, into a gay cockapalooza.
Why should a 5 year old child be confronted with any issues of the hetero or homosexual kind? These are CHILDREN who should be allowed to enjoy their childhood without tainting it with adult agendas. When is the time to explain "gay" or "straight" to a child? When it asks questions about it. Should we force feed our pre school children any kind of sexual agendas no matter how "tastefully" (or should we say sneakily) they are sold to their young minds? I don't think so! Let children be children and force your cockamamie agenda where ADULTS are your target audience. Be gay or straight but leave the children be!
I have many gay friends who are equally annoyed with these one track minded, fagina-wielding cockoholics who can think of nothing better than spending their entire lives fighting for a world where all mankind has skid marks in the back AND front of their underpants.
Look... I am a straight male. But that is not all I am nor is it all I am passionate about. My sexual preference is not what defines me. Whether you are gay or straight is inconsequential. But if your entire existence is a GAY or a STRAIGHT agenda then you are not much of a person. If being "gay" is all that defines you and your life is dedicated to the gayafication of the planet then you are wasting your potential as a human being.
What you do in life will become your legacy in death. Imagine a tombstone that reads: "Here lies Chester... A great man who fought a worthy fight. They said it could not be done BUTT in the END he did SUCKSEED in making Bert park it in Ernie's garage".